dan norcou al edini resn dan v letu?

Ni namen, da bi bla tole prvoaprilska šala, ampak lahko da je. Neki se mam plan spet spravit kej napisat na vsake tolk, ampak tale srednješolska potegavščina je itak umrla ene 7 let nazaj. Čeprav je bla legendarna, dekler je bla pomoje nima smisla naprej furat in tut če je smisel, tega noben ne ne bo počel, tako da zgleda le ni smisla (hm, kaj?)
Zato sem svoje bodoče ustvarjanje (če je to nekaj, kar se bo dejansko zgodilo) preselil semle
Ne obljubim, da bom ažurn, vsaj zdej ne k mam druge stvari za tipkat, tako da kar bo pa bo, če kej bo.

Pru april.
Al ne?

je pa ni

sj vem da noben več ne gleda tega k nismo resni

mormo bit spet 18 en dan

nova doza..

še zadna dva. Prau da je un bedn da morm te objaut, če je že tist na netu. Sj trajata oba mn cajta.. posnetki so mal v kurcu, bom apdejtu k bo kej bolšga (če bo, itak ne bo)

kle mate lapa k je udlomu enga hrvata

Pride še materiala ker model je on a roll, sam rabjo sto let da se to dostav. Mal kretensko je posnet, pa kolega k snema se dere k največji bolnik in je še kr smešn. Nekak nam je uspel razbrat kaj pomen sredina..

the beast is always hungry

morm, men je smešn

himen je back

Nekaj pristnega angleškega humorja :)

These glorious insults are from an era before a great portion of the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words, not to mention waving middle fingers.

 She said, "If you were my Husband I'd give you poison". He said, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it". Churchill &Lady Astor

A member of Parliament: "Sir, you will either die on the Gallows or of some unspeakable disease". Disraeli: "That depends Sir, on whether I embrace your policies or your mistress".

"He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr

"He has all the virtues I dislike, and none of the vices I admire."  Winston Churchill

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about". Winston Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."  Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the Dictionary." William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway). "Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?" Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it". Moses Hadas

'He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.' - Abraham Lincoln

'I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. Mark Twain

'He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.' - Oscar Wild

George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill: I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one.' Winston Churchill Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second, If there is one.

'I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here.' Stephen Bishop

'He is a self-made man and worships his creator.' John Bright

'I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.' Irvin S. Cobb

'He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others.' Samuel Johnson

'He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.' – Paul Keating

'There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.' - Jack E. Leonard

'He has the attention span of a lightning bolt.' – Robert Redford

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.' – Forrest Tucker

'Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? Mark Twain

'His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.' - Mae West

'Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.' Oscar Wilde

'He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts - for support rather than illumination. "- Andrew Lang

'He has Van Gogh's ear for music.' - Billy Wilder

'I've had a perfectly wonderful evening but this wasn't the one.' - Groucho Marx

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