to jest rabm

hepi enivrsri

dons mamo en let, vse najbolše pizda;P
in kva smo naredl?
razn tega, da smo dosegl to, da se nobenmu ne da prebrt ničesar, kar ma več k 3 stavke, u usakmu od kerih je največ 1 beseda, najbrš bl nč. sam sj se mi zdi da brezzveze tole pišm k itak noben nau prebrou. bedni ste, ko vas jebe (impliciram na tiste, za kere drži neki od tega, kar sm zdele spisu, užaljeni ste upravičeno, to je biu en od namenou)

sm mogu neki spisat predn nejc dam upade;P

best of bash

DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
tatclass> er.
tatclass> hi.
andy\code> A common typo.
tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.

anamexis> oh man
anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
- Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
anamexis> and it exploded
anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
anamexis> but I got it away just in time
- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
anamexis> :<> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
BonyNoMore> wait
BonyNoMore> never mind

Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...

jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
jeebus> he was a fucken impostor
jeebus> never once moved diagonally

tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
Ouroboros> Ok.
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Ouroboros> Whoops

Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^

Fashykekes> Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."

cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet
cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied
emoti_conartist> lol
cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy
cassius_clay13> so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open
cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a shit
emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha
cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first'
cassius_clay13> so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face
cassius_clay13> and runs away
cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER

random girl: hey!
me: ...hi?
me: who is this?
random girl: Jessica, I saw u on myspace
random girl: ur hot
me: thanks
random girl: np
me: this girl keeps bugging me, but I don't want to talk to her
me: what should I do?
random girl: make up sum excuse, like ur mom is kickin u off or sumthing
me: oh alright
me: I have to go
me: my mom is kicking me off

Toller> hey jaimer
jaimer> hey
Toller> i loves you sweet ass, baby
jaimer> excuse me?
Toller> we gonna get together an fuck tonight
Toller> right?
jaimer> You stupid shit
Toller> ?
Toller> What?
jaimer> This is toby johnson, right
Toller> you know it is, duh.
jaimer> I'm doing tech support on Jamie's computer
jaimer> I'm her father, you little shit
Toller> hah!
Toller> what's
Toller> your joking right/
jaimer> I am. I know where you live. I'm coming over to your house now. Don't try to run, I'll find you.
Toller> Jamie, it's not funny
Toller> Jaime?
psmylie> You're screwed, dude. Her dad's psycho
Toller> fuck
Toller> Fuck!
psmylie> best run, boy
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psmylie> You're an evil bitch, Jamie.
jaimer> lol
psmylie> brilliant... but evil
jaimer> he's an asshole anyways

gentoogod: omg dude
gentoogod: today i might the stupidest 3 people i ever met
gentoogod: thier 3 brains combined couldnt solve the dilemma they faced today
siral21: what was it
gentoogod: ok before i say this
gentoogod: 100% true, not one second of a lie
gentoogod: this lady went into mcdonalds today and ordered a big mac for her
gentoogod: and ordered 2 mcgrittles one for each kid. one had bacon one without
gentoogod: her sons are around 18 or 19 so not infants
gentoogod: she went to the counter furious cause the son that wanted bacon has no bacon on his and the one that didnt want bacon has bacon on his
gentoogod: i fell on the floor beside her and couldnt stop laughing
gentoogod: so i finally stood up and asked her to repeat, thinking maybe shes drunk
gentoogod: i swear to god she looked at me straight faced and repeated it. and her 2 sons were beside her mad that they didnt get the order they wanted

evilada>: Best suicide plan ever
mcm310>: what is it?
evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof
evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level
evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched
evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands
evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head
evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
evilada>: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.
mcm310>: i dont think i can be your friend anymore

acidwar> last night, tony and I decided to stop off on the way to the party to get some beer
acidwar> we come out of the shop a few minutes later and there's a parking guy writing a ticket
acidwar> tony goes up to him and asks him what the ticket's for, parking guy explains that the car is parked in a no standing zone
acidwar> tony starts abusing him and tells him to cram it up his ass, so the guy writes a ticket for abusing him
Nuzzler> haha
acidwar> so tony gets up him even more, and every time he says something the guy writes another ticket
acidwar> 14 tickets later, the guy gives up and walks off
dendyh0> ...
acidwar> and we both PISS ourselves laughing as we walk back to tony's car around the corner, leaving some poor bastard with 14 parking fines :D
dendyh0> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nuzzler> ROFL!!

Thumb> do you know of any major organizations that are similar the CDC?
Lucent> who?
Thumb> center for disease control
Lucent> i said WHO
Thumb> what? i'm asking you
Lucent> World Health Organization

pihlopase> Jesus Saves
jbroome> pases to moses, SCOOOOORE

Galactic> you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots
Galactic> I mean that is just some FUCKED UP SHIT
Galactic> the Trix rabbit, for example
Galactic> I dunno man... if I were him I'd be fucking KILLING some kids
Galactic> I remember a commercial where the fuckin rabbit WENT INTO A FUCKIN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN FUCKIN MONEY.
Galactic> fuckin kids came outta NOWHERE and basically fuckin mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit
Galactic> "silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
Galactic> Fuckin rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
Galactic> FUCK NO that wouldn't fly with me
Galactic> I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those fuckin bitches
Galactic> and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the shit out of them some more.
Galactic> and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a fuckin kid?
Galactic> I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think
Galactic> "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"
Galactic> NO.
Galactic> I'd be thinking
Galactic> "that's a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the FUCK was I just smoking?"
Galactic> another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"
Galactic> last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
Galactic> they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a fuckin grapefruit... who the FUCK eats a breakfast that big
Flaming_Duck> not me
Flaming Duck> I don't even EAT breakfast nomore
Flaming_Duck> I mean, I eat when I get up
Flaming_Duck> but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"
FLaming_Suck> bitch, you make my fucking sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the fucking money
Flaming_Duck> don't give me that shit.
Galactic> Back to stupid cereal mascots...
Galactic> Lucky Charms.
Galactic> FUCKING LUCKY CHARMS
Galactic> Lucky can turn the fucking MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of fucking 6 year olds?!?!?
Galactic> C'mon now, Lucky.
Galactic> I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the fucking kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
Galactic> or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.
Galactic> "They're after me Lucky Charms!"
Galactic> ....
Galactic> KILL THEM, BITCH!
Galactic> I dunno why I went off on this rant here
Galactic> it's just always bothered me."

ma ne grejo mi te naslovi, penis ih gleda

Že en čas razmišljam o malomeščanski filozofiji v smislu, vse se zgodi z razlogom in o tem, kakšen bullshit se mi zdi tovrstno razmišljanje. Zdi se mi zgrešen pogled na svet, oziroma kot nek izhod pred odkritim, direktnim soočanjem človeka s svojimi dejanji oziroma z njihovimi posledicami. Če bi dejansko obstajal za vsako stvar razlog, potem ne bi mogle obstajati (negativne) posledice, saj bi se vsaka stvar zgodila z razlogom. Torej, če narediš napako, boš zato iskal izgovor v tem, da se nekje skriva razlog za nastalo situacijo. In ko se enkrat na neki točki zgodi nekaj neprecenljivo dobrega, si rečeš aha, to je pa to; to je razlog za mojo napako, saj se mi brez nje nikoli ne bi zgodilo to, kar se je, ker ne bi nečesa dojel/ker ta trenutek ne bi bil tukaj/insert something extremely gay.
To sicer naj bi bil nekakšen optimističen aspekt sveta, ampak je na nek način tudi verjetje v usodo. Če za vsako stvar iščeš razloge, potem to pomeni, da je vsaka izbira zgolj navidezna, saj boš nekje nekoč našel svoj razlog za to, da si se takrat, ko si se odločal, odločil kot si se pač odločil in da je bila odločitev tako ali drugače pravilna. To pa ne samo, da je daleč od resnice; laž je. Laž in skrivanje pred samim sabo. In ko bo človek, ki se tako sooča z (ali skriva pred) življenjem nekje na tisti točki, ko bo izgubil duhovno in telesno dinamiko in ne bo več sposoben dosegati vseh zastavljenih in spontanih (ki s takim razmišljanjem to niso), ampak zato še toliko več vrednih ciljev, mu ta laž ne bo pomagala ama ništa. Ne bo mu preostalo drugega, kot da se še naprej slepi in vsaj sam pri sebi ostane na neki imaginarni ravni duha, zato da ni prisiljen naredit samomora.
V usodo meni pač verjeti ni. Zato ker, sploh takrat ko nekaj kapitalno zajebem, se hote ali nehote zavem tega, da za dano situacijo ne more obstajat noben pofukan razlog, razen tega, da pač zajebem. To pa zato, ker sem debil. In to, da sem debil, ni razlog ampak vzrok! za nastalo škodo. In situacija, v katero se spravim je posledica tega. Torej je vsako dejanje vzrok in posledica nekega drugega dejanja oziroma odločitve. Pravzaprav na trenutke še zmeraj ne vem, v čem je sploh razlika, predvsem pa se mi zdi očitno to, da ne morem iskat vzrokov v tem, kar se mi naj bi zgodilo v prihodnosti. Ok, mogoče bi šlo pri banalnih zadevah, kot recimo šola, ampak spet lahko rečem: razlog zato, da sem naredil izpit, je to, da sem se zadosti učil, razlog zato, da sem se učil, pa je to, da sem ga hotel naredit. Bolj primerno se mi zdi: vzrok zato, da se grem zdajle učit, je to, da hočem met ta izpit narejen. Če sem izpit opravil, je to zato, ker sem se dovolj pripravil, če se nisem, pa zato, ker sem dobil vprašanja, na katera sem znal odgovoriti. V vsakem primeru ni mogoče razmišljanje v stilu: ok, zajebu sm, ampak sej se bo popravl, ker se mora, ker je tko namenjen, ker se vse zgodi z razlogom/sej sm vedu da bom fuknu, k mi je blo usojen. Ne. Pač ne, tako ne gre. Iskanje vzrokov je mogoče težje, ker je bolj resnično, ampak je povsem bolj verjetno. Ker, tudi ko najdeš vzrok, moraš še zmeraj stati za sabo in svojimi dejanji. In na dlani imaš nove odločitve, ki jih moraš sam sprejemat in se potrudt čim več potegnit iz vsega in zmeraj bolj se začneš zavedat, da je vsak korak pomemben in da ni vseeno, kaj ti je storiti. In neka pretekla izkušnja bo služila kot vzrok za odločitev, ki bo prinašala nove posledice. Dejstvo je, da si nisi vedno za vse sam kriv in da na vse pač ne moreš vplivat, ampak to ni nobena kurčeva usoda, tako je svet narejen; stvari se pokrijejo al pa se ne pokrijejo. Vsaka situacija zahteva svoje odločitve, ima svoje izhode in svoje žrtve. Vsakič je drugače in predvsem ni linearno.
Tako da iskanje razlogov sploh ni optimističen razgled sveta, ker sploh ni razgled. Ker je slepota. Ker je pomoje na mestu, da se v odločitve spuščaš z optimizmom in ne kot poraženec by default, obenem pa z zavedanjem, da vedno tvegaš tisto, za kar se nisi odločil. Če pa že pristaneš na nezavidljivi točki, v tem primeru vsaj veš, da si se spravil tja sicer po neumnosti, a z odprtimi očmi in s takratnim zavedanjem tega kar delaš in tega, kar se morda bo, morda pa ne bo zgodilo. Sicer ti je po napačni odločitvi kasneje vedno žal, ampak veliko manj, če je bila pravilno sprejeta. Najlažje je rečt, usoda me je zjebala, sicr sm si sam kriv, ampak v resnici si nism, sej nekje tiči razlog za vse. Če se gre po tej poti, potem ni druge, kot da je razlog za vse pač bog. Iz katererekoli smeri gledano. Bog je kriu da smrdim pa da mam mejhnega tiča. Pa ni res. Za to, da smrdim, sm si kriv sam, ker se ne tuširam, če pa se tuširam, se ne tuširam dovolj pogosto; zato da mam mejhnega tiča sta pa neposredno kriva starca, če se gre še mal naprej pa vse rata še mal bolj zakomplicirano. Mogoče, če je vse, kar pravijo res s tem modelom (bogom namreč), dejansko je on kriv za to, ampak je prej kriv še za marsikej drugega.
Ma dej, dost mam, grem se zahorsat, bom že pol najdu razlog en dan.

Cuboy's the name Cuboy's the game

kle mate hayden, da se naute zgražal

itak nč ne sodelujete, pizda ste bedni
nej en objau nude pics al neki

bodi super zvbheeehh... zvezdbhhaaahaaah...

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toj najbol, česa tazga svet še ni vidu ahahhaah, še napisat ne morm, kva če bi mogu povedat. rok kosmač for t3h win. žou ne najdem nobenga filma na netu, če gdo najde nej prlima, ampak usi to nujno gledat u nedelo zvečer (enkt, nevem gdaj k zmer ujamm ponovitou kr enkt)

no, zadovoljite/zadovoljujte se s tole sliko:

hmal bo en let

ok, dau sm nou template, k mi je šu un na kurac. lahk še fonte pa use nekje spreminjam, sam bom to en drug dan, k se mi ne da drkat, grem raj strange days gledat, k učer sm biu pijan in nism nč vidu.  pa mamo shoutbox, ki je kewl. pa piše je pa ni kru, kar je tut kewl. sicr pa je treba linke apdejtat, tko da nalimite sm kšne kul linke, pa bom dodou en dan, k se jih mal nabere.
pa povjte če je kul tok na izi templejt. men sede. itak more en enkt mal napimpat, k js ne znm.
hotu sm še eno slikco enga goloba nalimat, sam ne vem zakva noče, bom probu šeenkt.

zdj smo zihr še bl kul k prej
al nismo?

aja pa djte si gugl akaunte narest, da se bote lahk nazaj upisal
ce mate gmail se sam s tem upisete, ce ne pa povejte k ma mse miljardo invajtou

edit: ok, tagi delajo. tko da zdej, vsak k napiše post, nej tm spodi k maš labels neki še svoj nick napiše, pa bom use poste editou ob prilki, zato da bo bol pregledno in bo vsak meu svoje poste na kupu.

edit2: zdej ma vsak svoj label, tko da lahk označujete svoje pizdarije.
glede na to, da mate eni bl u pizdi frekvenco; še zmeri čakamo žgurjev vseobsegajoči prispevek. če tega ne bo v kratkem, te bom mogu citirat, tko da na ekran z njim:P

Raport

Spoštovana gospoda in cenjene ženske,
nemara je nekaterim od vam že znano, da sem se nedavno mudil v talilnem loncu, živčnem vozlišču globalnega kapitalizma, velikem jabolku oziroma mestu ki ga je pretresla smrt nekih dveh dvojčkov in zdaj zaradi dveh preminulih šmrkavcov besni po svetu.
Seveda je govora o ponosu svobodnega sveta Novaji Petropavlovsk Kamčatskij, gre za tisti tip mesta za katerega radi rečemo, da ima dolgo preteklost a kratko zgodovino. Na tem mestu se žal ne morem spuščati v podrobnejše historične analize, navkljub temu pa bi dragega bralca utegnil zanimati mit, ki govori o nastanku tega mesta. Na začetku so bili splavarji in kot pri vsakem poslu, ki je podrejen mehanizmom trga, se je tudi tu kaj kmalu oblikovala konkurenca. Bojda naj bi bil prvi legendarni splavar neki tovariš Volgin, ki je svoje nesrečne potnike prevažal po Volgi. V tistih časih so bili varnostni kriteriji še znanstvena fantastika zato je potovanje ponavadi preživel le vsak deseti potnik, pa še ti so bili podvrženi ostrim carinskim pregledom in nemalokrat se je zgodilo, da je Volgin preživele srečneže, kar takoj moral odpeljati nazaj, saj jih spodnji bolj razviti deli Volge niso bili pripravljeni sprejeti. Z leti so se krivice kopičile, skopuški Volgin pa je koval dobiček na račun nesrečnih duš. Med največjimi užitki, ki si jih je privoščil v svojem mizernem življenju je bilo štetje zlatnikov, katere si je nepravično prisvojil. Rad se je zaprl v svojo zanikrno kamrico, živčno zadelal vse odprtine svoje smrdeče izbe, da le ne bi vanjo prodrl pogled koga nepoklicanega, ter s tresočimi prsti razvezal svoj mošnjiček. Često ga je oblivala zona med tem, ko je štel svoj krvavi denar in nenehno ga je dušila misel, da se ne bo kdaj zarekel in komu izdal svoj zaklad, potem ko bi spil kakšen kozarček domače vodkaje prveč.
Precej vode je moralo preteči, da je nekdo končno ugotovil, da obstaja tržna niša in da obstoječa monopolistična ureditev, ne dopušča celovitega razvoja regije in zadovoljive konkurenčnost.

A naposled je nevidna roka trga vendarle poskrbela tudi za to neskladje. Tovariš Lenin je zasnoval konkurenčno splavarsko podjetje, katero je plulo po reki Leni in malemu človeku zagotavljalo dostojen in varen prevoz v svetlejšo prihodnost. Volgin je bil ob takšni ponudbi kaj kmalu obtožen, uveljavljanja nelojalne konkurenco ter obsojen na dosmrtni hišni pripor. Legenda pravi, da naj bi med tem, ko je zapuščal sodišče vzkliknil: In vendarle teče!
Kakorkoli že, s tem so se začeli Petropavlovsku pisati boljši časi in v neverjetno kratkem času je doživel rapiden razvoj.
Soviet cola, Kolhoz- Mart, McMajakovski in Marlborokovski čikaparat so danes uveljavljene znamke, ki pričajo o uspešnosti tržnega sistema, ki vsem zagotavlja enake možnosti in katerega sladke sadove danes uživamo.

Vožnja s tradicionalnim leninističnim splavom je še danes pravo doživetje, ob neverjetnem razvoju tehnologije je znanstvenikom uspelo smrtnost med potniki znižati na zanemarljivih 30%. (v ozadju moderni Petropavlovsk)


Nadvse razširjena je umetnost na prostem, saj po mestu tava, kar precej umetnikov na svobodi in ne bodite presenečni, ko boste sredi kakšne avenije uzrli nekoga, da v golo skalo klesa svoj trenutni navdih:


Ni kaj, še eno novo ekonomsko politiko in en new deal nazaj so prebivalci živeli v lesenih brunaricah, danes pa se ponašajo z jeklenimi stolpnicami:


Med najbolj priljubljene turistične destinacije še zmeraj sodi, tako imenovana baba z baklo :


Petropavlovčani še danes radi zahajajo v svoje priljubljene pube, ali kot jim sami pravijo Grand central station:


Zlata krogla še nima povsem pojasnjenega izvora in je predmet srditih znanstvenih razprav, en del znanstvenikov pravi, da gre za Volginovo umetnost- na stara leta naj bi se namrec pokesal in vse svoje zlatnike pretopil v kroglo, medtem, ko drug del znanstvene javnosti pravi, da je ta hipteza bullshit.


Med svojim kratkim bivanjem se mi je uspelo celo infiltrirati v palačo Centralnega komiteja splavarjev vseh voda:



In nenazadnje mi je uspelo odpreti tudi prvo skvanovsko ambasado, ki bo še okrepila odnose med našimi prijateljskimi narodi. Za neposvečene lahko zgolj pripomnem, da gre pri skvanizmu za prostozidarsko ložo ustanovljeno v Bratislavi v zgodnjem 21. stoletju.

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